If you could invite any three guests, living or dead, over for dinner, who would you invite, and what would you serve them for dinner?

"What a fun question! First, I'd invite Holden Caulfield from Catcher in The Rye. Honestly, I think that poor kid needed to be heard and understood, and what better way to rant to a captive audience than over a nice warm home-cooked meal? Next, I'd invite Leopold Bloom from James Joyce's Ulysses. There's a man who could probably help poor Holden. Lastly, I'd invite Mark Twain. I think he'd be able to offer some sound advice to both of those men. I'd serve them a British Curry with a small oak cask of ale propped in the center of the table. I think it would be a good time."